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Title: MAN OF THE HOUSE
Post by: king310 on March 12, 2013, 08:17:40 am

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House."

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating my meal, you will serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of love making that I want!

Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."

Title: Re: MAN OF THE HOUSE
Post by: Marcellarius on March 12, 2013, 01:37:01 pm

hey King,

In Holland we have a saying, "the wish is the father of the thoughts......"

so I wonder, wen did you had this talk with your wife ? ::)


very nice one, hahahaha

Title: Re: MAN OF THE HOUSE
Post by: Keefie on March 12, 2013, 03:31:53 pm

love it  :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: MAN OF THE HOUSE
Post by: newfie on March 12, 2013, 04:04:54 pm

LOL

Title: Re: MAN OF THE HOUSE
Post by: king310 on March 12, 2013, 08:16:55 pm

I even did a video about this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y0I91rubg)

Title: Re: MAN OF THE HOUSE
Post by: wombatie on March 13, 2013, 01:47:11 am

I LOVE that video, I think I've watched it about a dozen times and it gets better each time I see it.  Oh great joke too King.  LOL  :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: MAN OF THE HOUSE
Post by: Marcellarius on March 13, 2013, 02:47:29 am

great video!