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Title: The Sensuous Wife
Post by: ChuckD on March 11, 2013, 04:54:45 pm

 
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," said her husband.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and
pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.

"Uh, no," he said.

She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties
and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," he said, now really intrigued.






"Well go look in the garage..."
 
 

Title: Re: The Sensuous Wife
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on March 11, 2013, 08:19:21 pm

Good one, gotta share that with me buddies ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Sensuous Wife
Post by: wombatie on March 12, 2013, 01:50:14 am

Took me awhile to get that.   :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: The Sensuous Wife
Post by: rob roy on March 12, 2013, 06:52:20 am

That one's in the pipeline Clyde. Thanks. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: The Sensuous Wife
Post by: Billy in Va on March 12, 2013, 09:10:55 am

Good one  Clyde..  Marg---- Is it a coincidence that it also took my wife a bit to get it too?

Title: Re: The Sensuous Wife
Post by: Marcellarius on March 12, 2013, 01:32:01 pm

HAHAHA   ;D :D ;D
 didn't see that coming,

great one!

Title: Re: The Sensuous Wife
Post by: ChuckD on March 12, 2013, 03:07:46 pm

Who is Clyde?

Title: Re: The Sensuous Wife
Post by: Keefie on March 12, 2013, 03:28:13 pm

good one, thats on my mailing list.

Title: Re: The Sensuous Wife
Post by: newfie on March 12, 2013, 04:16:27 pm

good one ChuckD LOL