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Title: Husbands are husbands
Post by: Dragonlord85 on June 15, 2010, 04:27:14 pm

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'..
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on' the wife apologized and went on with the housework..
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied.. 'Your horse phoned'

Title: Re: Husbands are husbands
Post by: Russ C on June 15, 2010, 05:22:23 pm

OMG, ROFLMAO,  good one.  :o  :o   :o

Title: Re: Husbands are husbands
Post by: cherie on June 15, 2010, 05:22:31 pm

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  There would have been more than a frying pan.  LOL

Title: Re: Husbands are husbands
Post by: GrayBeard on June 15, 2010, 06:35:16 pm

Don't stop the Dragon Lord yet!
He's on a roll!!!!!!

Must have hung out with the 'boys' last night!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

Title: Re: Husbands are husbands
Post by: cherie on June 15, 2010, 07:08:51 pm

Gee I wonder how we can prove that.