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Title: The Bathtub Test
Post by: king310 on March 10, 2013, 04:55:06 pm

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."


"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No," he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"


DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Bathtub Test
Post by: multifasited on March 10, 2013, 10:35:58 pm

When you are up to your arse in alligators it's hard to remember the original objective was to DRAIN THE SWAMP!! It's COLD BY THE WINDOWS !!

Title: Re: The Bathtub Test
Post by: wombatie on March 11, 2013, 04:18:51 am

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D   I'm sure you will be well looked after King.    :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: The Bathtub Test
Post by: newfie on March 11, 2013, 08:13:14 am

LOL :D ;D

Title: Re: The Bathtub Test
Post by: Marcellarius on March 13, 2013, 02:38:35 am

hahaha,  ;D :D ;D