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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: cdrover(Clyde) on March 09, 2013, 09:56:28 pm
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George and a Newfie feller were both patients in a mental hospital in St. John?s. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, George suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. The Newfie promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled George out.
When the medical director became aware of the Newfie?s heroic act he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell the Newfie the news he said, ?Newf, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you?re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound thinking and judgment.
The bad news is, George, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he?s dead.?
The Newfie replied ?He didn?t hang himself; I put him there to dry ? So?how soon can I go home??
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It was nice to know he reads the labels. After washing hang to dry never use a Dryer ;D
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Marg
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He will be getting an award for going GREEN,from our leader.
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Well he didn't want him to catch a cold did he !!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Sounds stupid, but here in a lot of places it's illegal to hang out a wash ,of any kind.Had to do it inside,to escape prosecution ,and be able to go home !! Guy was real smart!!
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LOL ;D :D ;D