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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on February 23, 2013, 11:37:04 pm
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Daughter Cindy leaves work early due to the blizzard snowfall. Daddy calls her on her cell "Remember honey, Just find a snow plow truck and keep right behind".
OK Daddy, got it, Love You.
It's hours later.
Finally noticing he's been followed for over an hour the plow truck driver stops and comes back to Cindy's car saying, "roll down the window. I don't really know what you're doing, but just for your information, as soon as I get done with this Home Depot lot I'm going across the street to plow the Target lot".
That girl HAD to be a BLOND!
~~~GB~~~
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Dashing threw the snow
Drivers going to slow
Swerving right swerving left
All there is the ditch is left.
Now I swear and curse the snow
For it?s not my fault you know
The plow goes by laughing at me
I flip him the tree the bird sits in you see.
A truck comes by to rescue my car
I noticed that he wears a star
He tugs and pulls and brings up parts
I sure hope my car starts
As I rest and hope for the best
A man approaches wearing a yellow vest
Here you my good fellow
I didn?t know the size for your halo
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Good advice, GB, if followed correctly.