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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: king310 on February 11, 2013, 07:51:44 pm
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A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN
ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS
TO SEE HER TICKET.
HE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY
CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE
BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN
ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY
SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD
HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST
THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,
AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES
BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND
ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT
ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER SOFTLY, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO". ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
:P :P
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That is good...
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LOL ;D :D ;D
could be a true story ;)
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LOL yep that could by a true story. a blonde woman asked me once where brown eggs came from and i told her brown chickens and she believed it.
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LOL yep that could by a true story. a blonde woman asked me once where brown eggs came from and i told her brown chickens and she believed it.
What makes you think that is not true?
Rog
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LOL yep that could by a true story. a blonde woman asked me once where brown eggs came from and i told her brown chickens and she believed it.
What makes you think that is not true?
Rog
same reason i know that chocolate milk don't come from brown cows :D
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Newfie are you saying that chocolate doesn't come from brown cows? Yeah right next thing you will be trying to tell us that Santa Clause isn't real. .............Some people try so hard to pull my leg! :o
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Newfie are you saying that chocolate doesn't come from brown cows? Yeah right next thing you will be trying to tell us that Santa Clause isn't real. .............Some people try so hard to pull my leg! :o
now for real, do you know that city children only know that milk comes out of paper or plastic containers/bottles and that the don't know it's from a cow?
was joking with a friend about needing a long table to eat giraffe, his daughter loved giraffes and told me that it was cruel to eat animals.
asked her what her favorite meat was, it was bacon....
she didn't know where it came from .... LOL
and yes she was a 8 y.o. blond. ;D :D ;D
.... and yes.....
.....had to tel her it was from a pig ;) hahaha
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LOL yep that could by a true story. a blonde woman asked me once where brown eggs came from and i told her brown chickens and she believed it.
What makes you think that is not true?
Rog
same reason i know that chocolate milk don't come from brown cows :D
I know that chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows. You must put chocolate powder into white milk but, where do brown eggs come from? Are you going to tell me that it depends on what the chicken eats? Then why are most eggs white when you gather them from the chicken coop but occasionally there will be a brown egg among them when all the chickens eat the same food?
Rog
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LOL yep that could by a true story. a blonde woman asked me once where brown eggs came from and i told her brown chickens and she believed it.
What makes you think that is not true?
Rog
same reason i know that chocolate milk don't come from brown cows :D
I know that chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows. You must put chocolate powder into white milk but, where do brown eggs come from? Are you going to tell me that it depends on what the chicken eats? Then why are most eggs white when you gather them from the chicken coop but occasionally there will be a brown egg among them when all the chickens eat the same food?
Rog
he egg color is indicitive of the type of chicken. Certain breeds lay different color eggs. For instance, Black Beauty hens lay pale brown eggs. The Aracuna lays colored eggs ranging from olive green to turquoise. Egg shell pigment color is genetic in much the same way skin color is.
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;) :D
Rog
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Todd, you seem to know a lot about eggs, so maybe you can answer the ago old question, if ma bull and pa bull and baby bull are in a field and baby bull gets hurt, who does he run to? Ma bull or pa bull. ;D
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Todd, you seem to know a lot about eggs, so maybe you can answer the ago old question, if ma bull and pa bull and baby bull are in a field and baby bull gets hurt, who does he run to? Ma bull or pa bull. ;D
This will separate the city folk from those who know, I can't wait to see the responses. LOLOLOL
Gabby
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Gabby I have been waiting, maybe only you and I know the answer ;D
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Well I've yet to see a ma bull lol
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I don't know why you are dragging Gabby in on this unless you hope he will whisper the answer in your ear. ;D ;D ;D
Everyone should of figured out the that she was a true blonde. Whe else would go to toranto....ooooooopppps been to Canannada. :o
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Sorry I missed your visit. If i had known I would have had you screeched-in. wouldn't that be a sight Todd. Everyone should know that he would run to ma bull because baby bull knows ma bull has the band aids. :D
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The answer to the bull question is not as clear here in california, you see we have San Francisco. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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This is all turning into a load of blonde bull $#@[.
Marg :-*
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Yep there are only Papa Bulls and some Baby bulls unless someone got close with a knife and now it's a baby steer. LOL Mama bulls are a bunch of bull. Known as COWS! LMAO
Sheesh what are they teaching in our schools nowadays?
Anyone know what a baby Cow is called, anyone????????
Gabby
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sometimes people call baby cows Lunch ;D
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Veal?
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Sorry I missed your visit. If i had known I would have had you screeched-in. wouldn't that be a sight Todd. Everyone should know that he would run to ma bull because baby bull knows ma bull has the band aids. :D
yes it would Clyde i can see the look on his face now ;D
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Calf
Larry
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What started as bull ended with a lot of bull@&$& ;D
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Calf
Larry
Getting close it's a HEIFER CALF as opposed to a BULL CALF!
That's enough BULL for now.
Sheesh city folks sure are funny!
Gabby