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Title: Learning in the Library
Post by: king310 on January 29, 2013, 01:03:44 pm
A guy asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you??

The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right??

The guy then responded with a loud voice: ?$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!?

All the people in the library looked at the girl who was now in shock.

The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people."
Title: Re: Learning in the Library
Post by: Keefie on January 29, 2013, 01:52:02 pm
I just study the Scrollsaw Forum, and learned to put down coffee before reading jokes . good one lol  :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Learning in the Library
Post by: rob roy on January 29, 2013, 02:02:04 pm
That is a lesson you have to learn quickly on this forum Keefie. I found it cheaper than buying SCREEN WIPES. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: Learning in the Library
Post by: Marcellarius on January 29, 2013, 02:44:31 pm
LOL :) ;D :D

first lesson should be, don't talk in the library  8)
Title: Re: Learning in the Library
Post by: newfie on January 29, 2013, 02:54:28 pm
LOL good one. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Learning in the Library
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on January 29, 2013, 05:33:37 pm
I like that one. Now can I use it some time?????
Title: Re: Learning in the Library
Post by: wombatie on January 30, 2013, 12:48:40 am
hahahahahahahahahaha  LOVE IT.

Marg
Title: Re: Learning in the Library
Post by: Gabby on January 31, 2013, 03:17:39 am
Quote from: rob roy on January 29, 2013, 02:02:04 pm
That is a lesson you have to learn quickly on this forum Keefie. I found it cheaper than buying SCREEN WIPES. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Rob Roy.

I taught you early on and you were a good student, it only took 6 or 8 times.  ???
LOL
Gabby