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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on January 28, 2013, 12:23:05 pm
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A NUN AT HOOTERS
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local
Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation
and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.'
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked,
'May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender,
'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?
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LOL
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I've learned my lesson G B. I put the coffee cup down before I read it this time. Good thing too that was a good one. Thanks for the laugh G B :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D.
Rob Roy.
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I put mine down too - This time lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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LOL, She be a nun but she Human!!!!!
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I have met a couple that I would question the human part, but still a great story.. :):):):):):):)
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Just because she said she would look the other way does not mean she didn't cop a feel :o :o :o :o
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She was just checking that the sculptor had made him anatomicaly correct. You don't want a sculpture that's not right do you so someone has to check it out. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Marg
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LOL
she sure looked "the other way" ;)
;D :D ;D