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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: wombatie on January 25, 2013, 12:34:29 am

Title: Hospital Regulations.
Post by: wombatie on January 25, 2013, 12:34:29 am

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being
discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one
elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a
suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the
hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him
to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing
out of her hospital gown.'


Marg

Title: Re: Hospital Regulations.
Post by: king310 on January 25, 2013, 02:47:10 am

that was a good one :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Title: Re: Hospital Regulations.
Post by: Marcellarius on January 25, 2013, 05:33:45 am

Hahahaha  ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: Hospital Regulations.
Post by: Keefie on January 25, 2013, 05:34:29 am

love it Marge  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Hospital Regulations.
Post by: rob roy on January 25, 2013, 06:33:45 am

And I thought I was daft Marg.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: Hospital Regulations.
Post by: Russ C on January 25, 2013, 06:43:49 am

LMBO  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Title: Re: Hospital Regulations.
Post by: newfie on January 25, 2013, 07:31:45 am

LOL

Title: Re: Hospital Regulations.
Post by: Billy in Va on January 25, 2013, 08:46:10 am

Blindsided again!  Thanks Marg

Title: Re: Hospital Regulations.
Post by: ShadowB6 on January 26, 2013, 02:14:59 am

Good one Marg. The hospital I work in gets about 175 discharges a day average. Double that if we also take out the patients significant other and it would drive our Logistical Services department crazy. Since I work in Support Services, I actually find this hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

Mike

Title: Re: Hospital Regulations.
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on January 26, 2013, 08:03:33 pm

Yuup I can see that happening. Good one