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Title: The Age of women
Post by: king310 on January 24, 2013, 08:08:39 pm
From my recent post about how my wife so understands me. It is obvious that some of you do not understand women at all. You have to approach women like you are studying geography of the world. Once you understand the boundaries of the world you then will know more about women. I have made a break down to help you understand.

Between the ages of 15 ? 20 a woman is like Africa; she is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 ? 30 a woman is like America; fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 ? 35, she is like India & Japan; very hot, wise and beautiful.

Between the ages of 35 ? 40 a woman is like France; she is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

Between the ages of 40 ? 50 she is like Germany; she lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 ? 60 she is like Russia; very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 ? 70 a woman is like England; with a glorious past but no future.

After 70, she becomes Siberia; everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

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Title: Re: The Age of women
Post by: wombatie on January 25, 2013, 12:24:24 am
 :D :D :D :D :D :D  Not saying what I am.   :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg
Title: Re: The Age of women
Post by: Keefie on January 25, 2013, 05:37:06 am
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The Age of women
Post by: rob roy on January 25, 2013, 06:18:14 am
No comment Marg, don't want a long distance beating  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: The Age of women
Post by: newfie on January 25, 2013, 07:36:25 am
 ;D ;D ;D