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Title: My tax return
Post by: king310 on January 04, 2013, 08:24:19 pm

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS.
It puzzles me!!!  ::)
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico;
and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS? ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: My tax return
Post by: Billy in Va on January 04, 2013, 09:21:54 pm

King  2012 taxes will be much simpler.  It has 2 Lines
1 How much did you make?
2 Send it all!

Title: Re: My tax return
Post by: TheMelster on January 04, 2013, 10:17:11 pm

I just got my priorities in order: finance for NASCAR track came before the East Coast Hurricane Victims. What was I thinking????

Title: Re: My tax return
Post by: Keefie on January 05, 2013, 09:11:35 am

Hi king310, It was me you missed, just send me all your money and I will stop the IRS getting any of it from you lol ::) ::)

Title: Re: My tax return
Post by: yyyyyguy on January 05, 2013, 09:23:30 am

I think the current 535 number should be added to the 42 mil. number and things could only get better