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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: cdrover(Clyde) on December 26, 2012, 10:36:44 am
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A 70 year old man goes to the doctor and asks that he have a sperm count done as he has recently married a much younger woman and is afraid that she would become pregnent. The doctor gives him a small sample bottle and tells him to come back in a few days with a sperm sample. Three days later he returns with the bottle. The doctor is suprised as the bottle is empty. He asks the man what happened and the man tells him the he went home and he tried with his left hamd, then his right hand but no luck. His wife tried with her left hand then her right, she tried with her teeth in and her teeth out but again no luck. They called the lady next door, she tried with her left, then her right, with her teeth in and with her teeth out but to no avail. The doctor says you even had your neighbour try? Yes , the man said but she couldn't get the cover off the frigging bottle either. ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D LOL good one Clyde
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::) ::) ::) LMBO :D :D :D
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ROFLMBO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Still funny. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Marg
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there goes that spitting on the keyboard thing again...I should know better! ;D
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LOL