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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Old Crow on December 23, 2012, 10:55:09 am

Title: My Dog
Post by: Old Crow on December 23, 2012, 10:55:09 am
I Just Realized Something.

It just hit me!
 
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

He has his food prepared for him.

His meals are provided at no cost to him.

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year, if any medical needs arise.

For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of his costs are picked up by others who earn a living.

I was just thinking about all this and suddenly it hit me like a ton of bricks.........
 
 
My dog is a CONGRESSMAN !!!!!!!

Don R
Title: Re: My Dog
Post by: Billy in Va on December 23, 2012, 05:14:04 pm
Don I do believe he is a Democrat too~!
Title: Re: My Dog
Post by: dgman on December 23, 2012, 09:50:57 pm
Watch it Billy! This is a non partisan site!
Title: Re: My Dog
Post by: Billy in Va on December 23, 2012, 11:34:21 pm
Sorry for mis speaking  Should have said he is a Dogacrat.
Title: Re: My Dog
Post by: Old Crow on December 24, 2012, 12:10:31 am
Billy, He absolutely is. He lives at my house! ;) ::)