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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: cdrover(Clyde) on November 16, 2012, 03:09:09 pm
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me Life, between the legs of me wife !"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best
toast of The night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's
to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other
night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull
him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".
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LOL good one Clyde
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D good one.
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Good one Clyde. Makes a change from the Scottish ones. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.
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I was feeling bad for ya, ;D ;D ;)
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Man, what's with pulling ears today?
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Don't worry Clyde, it's self inflicted ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy
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Hey, at least he was 1/2 lucky. she didn't have to slap him in the forehead ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rick
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:D :D :D :D :D lol
Marg