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Title: the thoughtful scotsman
Post by: rob roy on November 15, 2012, 04:54:45 pm

Tommy was heading off to the pub
and he turned to his loving wee wife before leaving,
and said, put your hat and coat on dear.
She replied, Oh, my darling are you taking me with you.
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Nah!!. I'll be turning the central heating off while i'm out.

Title: Re: the thoughtful scotsman
Post by: Keefie on November 15, 2012, 05:50:47 pm

lol, is that really how you treat your wife Rob?

Title: Re: the thoughtful scotsman
Post by: rob roy on November 15, 2012, 05:54:54 pm

Hey keefie, I wish. If I tried that trick, you would never hear from me again. Apart from the death notice on here. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: the thoughtful scotsman
Post by: wombatie on November 15, 2012, 11:46:06 pm

I bet we will be reading it real soon.   :-* :D :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: the thoughtful scotsman
Post by: Dawie on November 16, 2012, 02:43:25 am

Now there I thought the Scots where such polite people ;D.
Dawie

Title: Re: the thoughtful scotsman
Post by: rob roy on November 16, 2012, 05:44:55 am

Came close yesterday Marg. I spilled coffee on a beige rug. Need I say more???.
Rob Roy. 

Title: Re: the thoughtful scotsman
Post by: rob roy on November 16, 2012, 06:11:33 am

Yes Dawie, we ARE very polite, until it comes to saving money. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;).
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: the thoughtful scotsman
Post by: Russ C on November 16, 2012, 07:12:23 am

 :D  :D  :D  Now that is when the fight started. LMBO  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: the thoughtful scotsman
Post by: newfie on November 16, 2012, 07:14:28 am

LOL

Title: Re: the thoughtful scotsman
Post by: wombatie on November 17, 2012, 05:44:18 am

Hope you knew where the vacuum was kept and not a wet cloth, now that would have Ben a disaster.

Marg

Title: Re: the thoughtful scotsman
Post by: rob roy on November 17, 2012, 08:43:31 am

Hi Marg, I knew where the vacuum was but I used it to retrieve the stick deodorant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rob Roy.