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Title: deodorant
Post by: rob roy on November 12, 2012, 04:46:50 pm: I bought a new stick deodorant today,
The instructions said Push Up Bottom,
Now I can hardly walk,
But every time I fart the room smells beautiful. :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o.
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: deodorant
Post by: chelcass on November 12, 2012, 05:07:43 pm: LOL! Bet you bottom doesn't sweat either...................... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: rob roy on November 12, 2012, 05:27:23 pm: Hi Chelcas, possibly the driest bottom this side of the POND. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).
Rob Roy
Title: Re: deodorant
Post by: Judy Hunter on November 12, 2012, 05:56:19 pm: Oh now that was a cute one :)
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Post by: wombatie on November 14, 2012, 12:13:17 am: G'day smelly bum, does it smell of roses??????????????????????????? LOL

Marg
Title: Re: deodorant
Post by: Keefie on November 14, 2012, 04:13:15 am: Rob, I thought you were telling porkie pies (lies) when you told me you smelled of "Sweet Violets" now I know why you do lol ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: deodorant
Post by: rob roy on November 14, 2012, 06:33:24 am: Quote from: Keefie on November 14, 2012, 04:13:15 am
Rob, I thought you were telling porkie pies (lies) when you told me you smelled of "Sweet Violets" now I know why you do lol ;D ;D ;D
Yes Keefie, I smell of Sweet Violets, but Sweet Violet's what????????????
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: deodorant
Post by: rob roy on November 14, 2012, 06:45:03 am: Hi Marg, never noticed what flavour it was on the label. I only read the instructions on the back. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: deodorant
Post by: Russ C on November 14, 2012, 08:15:52 am: ::) ::) ::) OoooK. No comment. ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: Marcellarius on November 14, 2012, 12:37:34 pm: great one Rob,

don't push to hard on the toilet, you might launch it ::)

LOL
Title: Re: deodorant
Post by: rob roy on November 14, 2012, 05:48:18 pm: Hi Marcell, the only thing that worries me is getting hiccups. It could cause a bigger problem. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(.
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: deodorant
Post by: tdub4ever on November 14, 2012, 07:31:03 pm: Hmmmm, mine's a one way exit only. Entrance forbiden!
Title: Re: deodorant
Post by: Marcellarius on November 15, 2012, 02:23:34 am: Quote from: rob roy on November 14, 2012, 05:48:18 pm
Hi Marcell, the only thing that worries me is getting hiccups. It could cause a bigger problem. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(.
Rob Roy.

Rob, I would be more worried when you have to sneeze.... :D
Title: Re: deodorant
Post by: rob roy on November 15, 2012, 05:16:17 am: Could kill someone Marcell and that wouldn't do would it!!! :( :( :(.
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: deodorant
Post by: Marcellarius on November 15, 2012, 11:50:18 am: Quote from: rob roy on November 15, 2012, 05:16:17 am
Could kill someone Marcell and that wouldn't do would it!!! :( :( :(.
Rob Roy.

hahahaha
Title: Re: deodorant
Post by: Keefie on November 15, 2012, 02:30:14 pm: If that happened Rob we would have to change your name - to "Rick O'Shay"
Title: Re: deodorant
Post by: newfie on November 15, 2012, 02:42:42 pm: LOL
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Post by: rob roy on November 15, 2012, 05:06:05 pm: Hey Keefie, you've heard of an I.C.B.M!! I could be an I.C.BUM. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).
Rob roy.
Title: Re: deodorant
Post by: Billy in Va on November 15, 2012, 05:19:17 pm: This thread is really starting to stink.
Title: Re: deodorant
Post by: rob roy on November 15, 2012, 05:21:28 pm: YUP.
Rob Roy.