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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on November 12, 2012, 01:04:02 pm

Title: Teddy Bears!
Post by: GrayBeard on November 12, 2012, 01:04:02 pm
Teddy Bears
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side!

She turns to him, invitingly... they kiss...

After she has this intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?" The guy yawns:

"Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
Title: Re: Teddy Bears!
Post by: Keefie on November 12, 2012, 01:12:39 pm
 ;D ;D ;D love it lol
Title: Re: Teddy Bears!
Post by: rob roy on November 12, 2012, 03:52:19 pm
Superb GB, ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: Teddy Bears!
Post by: wombatie on November 13, 2012, 06:17:12 am
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D   .GB that was brilliant

Marg
Title: Re: Teddy Bears!
Post by: Russ C on November 13, 2012, 07:12:50 am
 :D  :D  :D LMBO  :D  :D  :D