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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: rob roy on November 10, 2012, 06:27:13 am
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A young Scottish couple was walking across the meadow.
The girl looked at the young man and shyly asked,
"would you like to hold my hand?"
"Uuh.... well yes." the boy said, "but how did you know?"
She said,"by the gleam in your eye."
They walked a little further and the girl said,"would you like to kiss me?"
"Oh, my yes! replied the boy,"but how did you know?"
She said "by the gleam in your eye."
As they got to the stream,they sat on a tree stump,
the girl looked at the boy and asked,"would you like to go all the way with me?"
"Well, oh, my gosh,yes,(gulp) yes!! But how did you know? Was it by the gleam in my eye?
"No, replied the girl,".....................
It was THE TILT IN YOUR KILT
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LOL
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D ;)
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OH MY :o ;D
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Very Good!
Morning guffaw!!!
~~~GB~~~
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D now that's funny
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;D :D ;D
that's why they should be wearing underwear ;)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D good one Rob, it reminds me of the other old scottish joke,
How many canary's can you get up a scotsman's kilt ??
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Depends on the size of his perch !!!
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Hi Keefie, we are often asked what is worn under the KILT. The answer is ............ NOTHING, everything is in perfect working order. :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Rob Roy.
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you beat me to it Rob, that was going to be the next one lol.
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:D :D :D LMBO :D :D :D
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An oldie but a goodie.
Marg