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Title: Ole's weight problem!
Post by: GrayBeard on November 09, 2012, 04:33:10 pm
Ole was turning 78 and was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When Ole returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

Ole nodded... "I'll tell you though, by God, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat 3rd day."

"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"Hell no, it wuz from all dat damn skippin!"
Title: Re: Ole's weight problem!
Post by: Gabby on November 09, 2012, 04:34:45 pm
LOLOLOLOLOL   ;D ;D ;D Good one GB
Gabby
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Post by: Billy in Va on November 09, 2012, 06:01:36 pm
Ah thats a good one!  I need a pillow by this chair!
Title: Re: Ole's weight problem!
Post by: rob roy on November 09, 2012, 06:07:11 pm
Hi GB. All this hilarity is not good for us old farts, especially one with a dodgy ticker LOL LOL LOL.
Rob Roy.
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Post by: newfie on November 09, 2012, 06:49:38 pm
LOL
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Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on November 09, 2012, 07:40:06 pm
Another good one :D :D :D
Title: Re: Ole's weight problem!
Post by: Gabby on November 10, 2012, 12:12:55 am
Hi GB. All this hilarity is not good for us old farts, especially one with a dodgy ticker LOL LOL LOL.
Rob Roy.


Yes with all the Nitro you take it would be dangerous if you fell out of a chair. KerBooom. Bye-bye Roy. LOL
Gabby
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Post by: wombatie on November 10, 2012, 04:17:14 am
Ahhh another good one  :D :D :D :D :D :D

Marg
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Post by: Judy Hunter on November 10, 2012, 09:20:02 am
I liked that one for sure  :D
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Post by: Marcellarius on November 12, 2012, 12:27:52 pm
HAHAHA this one hurts..  ;D
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Post by: Keefie on November 12, 2012, 01:19:27 pm
great one lol lol lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D