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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on November 09, 2012, 04:33:10 pm
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Ole was turning 78 and was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
The doctor said, "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Ole returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
Ole nodded... "I'll tell you though, by God, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat 3rd day."
"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"Hell no, it wuz from all dat damn skippin!"
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LOLOLOLOLOL ;D ;D ;D Good one GB
Gabby
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Ah thats a good one! I need a pillow by this chair!
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Hi GB. All this hilarity is not good for us old farts, especially one with a dodgy ticker LOL LOL LOL.
Rob Roy.
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LOL
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Another good one :D :D :D
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Hi GB. All this hilarity is not good for us old farts, especially one with a dodgy ticker LOL LOL LOL.
Rob Roy.
Yes with all the Nitro you take it would be dangerous if you fell out of a chair. KerBooom. Bye-bye Roy. LOL
Gabby
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Ahhh another good one :D :D :D :D :D :D
Marg
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I liked that one for sure :D
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HAHAHA this one hurts.. ;D
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great one lol lol lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D