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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Gabby on November 07, 2012, 03:47:40 am
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Just in case you've missed me lately, Gabby
Enjoy ..... I just love the Irish approach..........
A painter by the name of Paddy Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar,
Was a gifted portrait artist.
Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all
Over Ireland were coming to him in the town of
Doolin, County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses.
One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a
Stretch limo and asked Paddy if he would paint her in the nude.
This being the first time anyone had made such a request, Paddy was a
Bit perturbed, particularly when the woman told him that money was no
Object; in fact, she was willing to pay up to $10,000.
Not wanting to get into any marital strife, Paddy asked her to wait
While he went into the house to confer with Mary, his wife.
In a few minutes he returned. "T'would be me pleasure to paint yer
Portrait, missus," he said "The wife says it's okay.
"I'll paint ya in da nude all right . But I has to at least leave me
Socks on so I has a place to wipe me brushes."....................
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Good one Gabby.
Marg
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Gabby I didn't know you were Irish :o
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After I got up from the floor, I passed that one on to my list ;D ;D ;D
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LOL ;D
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Damned coffee - well at least the monitor got a good cleaning after my outburst!
~~~GB~~~
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That's what you call safe sox.
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Ha Ha, Coffeepot nice one.
Rob Roy.
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It was such a visual ;D
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great one Gabby!!! ;D
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Thanks for the much needed laugh, :D :D :D ;)
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Glad you all liked it.
GB that nasty old monitor was in need of a good cleaning. ;D
CP your are the gorilla my dreams. LMBO
Gabby
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I needed a good laugh Gabby, and that did it for me lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D