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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: dangles on November 04, 2012, 07:45:52 am
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A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.
"Did you smell that food ?" she asked. "Incredible !"
Being a 'Kind Hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the heck..., I'll treat her !"
So, they walked past it again
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A true Gentleman
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Thanks for my morning laugh :D
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That wasn't you was it Rob??? lol ::) ::)
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No Keefie it was not mine. As you know mine are WORSE than that LOL.
Rob Roy.
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Hi Billy,a true Scotsman would never have gone near the resturaunt in the first place!!!!!. LOL.
Rob Roy.
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I learn from the Master!
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Hi Billy, thanks for the compliment LOL. Another example for you Billy.
One afternoon a Scotsman was riding along in his limo when he saw two men at the roadside eating Grass. Very disturbed he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man,"why are you eating Grass?," "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat Grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you." The Scotsman said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.
"Bring them along." The Scotsman replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated. " You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said " But sir I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them as well," the Scotsman answered.
They all entered the limo, which was no easy task,even for a car as large as the limo was.
Once under way,one of the poor fellows turned to the Scotsman and said, " Sir you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The Scotsman replied. " Glad to do it." " You'll really love my place,...............
THE GRASS IS A FOOT HIGH
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Did you make them pay for their food Rob? ;D ;D
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:D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D ;) ;) that is all I can say. Thanks for the laugh.
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Hi Keefie. No, I did not make them pay for the food, I'm not that miserable. I DID, however, ask for a contribution towards the cost of the GASOLINE. Darned expensive stuff you know LOL.
Rob Roy.
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D : :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Marg
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Rob You could have charged for shoe leather for the second pass.
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My God Billy, you're worse than me!!!!. You've definitely got some Scottish blood in you somewhere along the genetic line. LOL.
Rob Roy.
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HAHAHA ;D :D ;D
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Watch out Billy,
next thing you know he'll have you out horse stealing too!
The other horse thief,
yup part Scot,
Gabby
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Gabby Notice that a gun I'm holding in my picture
Rob How can you say that. I refer you to another post where I offered a lady in distress on of me perfectly good garden buckets. And I washed it too!!! Not everyone is that generous.
Now let me see if my arm is still long enough to pat my own back.
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Sorry Billy, I forgot about that post. You're a gentleman and a scholar. You didn't charge her for the water you used to wash out the bucket did you. Forget the horse stealing,Gabby and I have got that all sewn up LOL.
Rob Roy.
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Yup I noticed Billy, I also noticed you need to trim your beard and send them mice packing, sure enough they'll spoil your aim one of these days when you're drawing a fine bead on that big ol' buck.
I pack iron too as shown in my picture. ;D ;D
Gabby