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Title: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: rob roy on October 07, 2012, 06:30:14 pm

Shipwrecked.
A Scotsman was shipwrecked and was finally washed ashore on a small island.
As he regains consciousness on the beach, he sees a beautiful unclad young woman standing over him.
She asks, would you like some food. The Scot hoarsely croaks," yes please,I haven't eaten a bite of food for a week and I am very hungry!".
She disappears into the woods and quickly comes back with a basket of food. When he has choked it down, she asks,"would you like something to drink?".
"Oh,yes ! that food has made me very thirsty and I would very much like a drink!"
She goes off into the woods again and returns with a bottle of 15 year old single malt whisky. The Scotsman is beginning to think that he's in heaven when the unclad woman leans closer and says,"would you like to Play around?".

"Oh you beautiful woman, don't tell me you've got a golf course here too!"

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: newfie on October 07, 2012, 06:42:59 pm

LOL

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: dgman on October 07, 2012, 07:36:08 pm

I don't golf, soooo.....

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: Russ C on October 08, 2012, 12:01:12 am

OMG  :o  :o  :o  that one,,,, almost made me  ::)  ::)  ::)  ....... well lest just say ROFLMAO   ;D

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: Gabby on October 08, 2012, 01:40:11 am

Well RR did she have a golf course or not, don't keep us in suspense? Giggle snicker, hah ha.
Gabby

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: Marcellarius on October 08, 2012, 02:14:28 am

LOL  ;D

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: rob roy on October 08, 2012, 06:19:42 am

Hi Gabby, I could give you an answer but I dare not put it on the forum !!!!!. Russ would probably put his boot where I don't want it LOL.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: rob roy on October 08, 2012, 06:28:27 am

Hello Dan, you don't play golf? soooo, I'm sure a gentleman of your wonderful talents could  invent a game of your own LOL.No innuendo intended??.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: Keefie on October 08, 2012, 02:27:17 pm

lol didn't see that one coming  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: golfman on October 08, 2012, 05:06:09 pm

I understand

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: dgman on October 08, 2012, 05:12:53 pm

Quote from: rob roy on October 08, 2012, 06:28:27 am

Hello Dan, you don't play golf? soooo, I'm sure a gentleman of your wonderful talents could  invent a game of your own LOL.No innuendo intended??.
Rob Roy.

;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: rob roy on October 08, 2012, 05:39:31 pm

Hi Dan, I KNEW you would think of something, judging by the number of smileys!!!!! LOL.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: rob roy on October 08, 2012, 05:42:33 pm

Hi Golfman, kinda thought you'd appreciate that one!!!!LOL.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on October 08, 2012, 08:22:04 pm

Good one, I don't play golf but I could play a-round  ;D ;D

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: wombatie on October 09, 2012, 01:47:52 am

 :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: Gabby on October 09, 2012, 01:56:01 am

I don't play golf and I did play around, you should have seen what I won.
Or maybe not. LOL
Gabby

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: rob roy on October 09, 2012, 07:11:25 am

Hi Gabby, you old rascal, you don't know just how lucky YOU ARE !!!!!!!LOL.

Title: Re: SHIPWRECKED
Post by: Gabby on October 11, 2012, 04:00:50 am

Quote from: rob roy on October 09, 2012, 07:11:25 am

Hi Gabby, you old rascal, you don't know just how lucky YOU ARE !!!!!!!LOL.

OH I think I do.  :-[
Gabby