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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Keefie on October 06, 2012, 02:46:12 pm
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A guy is in his 70's and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,
'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say
again,'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me;
and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because
I will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked
it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.
The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
I said, "Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride."'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom.
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:D :D :D :D ROFLMBO :D :D :D
Now that was funny right there. :D
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Marg
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LOL, :D ;D :D
BTW, does this means that guy's in there 70's don't know what to do with a beautiful bride anymore 8) ::)
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They know what to do, it's just nothing works lol
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Says You!
~~~GB~~~
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;D ;D ;D
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They know what to do, it's just nothing works lol
That's what the little blue pill is for!
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Speaking of that little blue pill...
Have you noticed that there are almost as many TV commercials for ED as there are for 'feminine products'?
~~~GB~~~