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Title: Entertainment night at the Senior Center
Post by: Billy in Va on August 17, 2012, 01:57:38 pm

It was Entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.

Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend
to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.
It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations"

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. ... ."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, the
chain broke, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
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"CRAP!" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center.

Title: Re: Entertainment night at the Senior Center
Post by: Keefie on August 17, 2012, 02:05:59 pm

excellent, just passed it onto all my friends lol

Title: Re: Entertainment night at the Senior Center
Post by: dgman on August 17, 2012, 02:23:10 pm

 :o :o :o :o ;D ;D

Title: Re: Entertainment night at the Senior Center
Post by: newfie on August 17, 2012, 02:31:03 pm

ROFLMAO  ;D

Title: Re: Entertainment night at the Senior Center
Post by: Russ C on August 17, 2012, 08:23:02 pm

I am just ROFLMAO   :D  :D  :D  :o  :o  :o  :o

Title: Re: Entertainment night at the Senior Center
Post by: Marcellarius on August 18, 2012, 03:01:07 am

LOL,  ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: Entertainment night at the Senior Center
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on August 18, 2012, 07:28:12 am

Good one, copied and pasted to my mail list. Thanks for the laugh ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Entertainment night at the Senior Center
Post by: slowcutter on August 18, 2012, 10:50:41 am

Andthat's when (Depends) were invented.

Title: Re: Entertainment night at the Senior Center
Post by: GrayBeard on August 18, 2012, 11:38:43 am

Watch it youngster! Your day is coming!

Old Age Ain't For Sissies!!!

~~~GRAYBEARD~~~

Title: Re: Entertainment night at the Senior Center
Post by: daliclimbs on August 18, 2012, 02:00:15 pm

That's funny as "CRAP"!  ;D ;)