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Title: Lena and Ole
Post by: Billy in Va on August 13, 2012, 06:52:50 pm

 Lena is pregnant with Ole's child.

 Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, 'I tink it's time!'

 So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to
 have  their first baby.

 She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, 'A
 son!
 Ain't dat Great!' Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor
 spoke up and said,

 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' The doctor den held up a little girl..
 He  said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!' She's a pretty little ting,
 too.'

 Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, 'Holey Moley,
 Ole
 we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then delivered another boy and
 said,
 Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!'

 Ole was flabbergasted by this news!
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 A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three Children home in
 the self-propelled combine. He was real Serious and he asked Lena , 'How
 come we  got tree on the first try?'

 Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and

 You vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?'

 Ole said, 'Yeah, I do..  It's a dam good ting I didn't get the
 WD-40!!.

Title: Re: Lena and Ole
Post by: newfie on August 13, 2012, 06:56:57 pm

thanks for the laugh LOL

Title: Re: Lena and Ole
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on August 13, 2012, 07:40:57 pm

Good one, thanks for the laugh ;D ;D

Title: Re: Lena and Ole
Post by: Keefie on August 14, 2012, 01:57:11 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D loved it, just forwarded it to my friends lol.

Title: Re: Lena and Ole
Post by: Russ C on August 14, 2012, 09:03:00 am

 :D  :D  :D  LMBO  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Lena and Ole
Post by: Graywolf on August 14, 2012, 02:44:28 pm

I am still laughing. Thanks