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Title: True story...about Lee Trevino, pro golfer from Mexico originally
Post by: GrayBeard on July 11, 2012, 10:27:39 am

One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965,
 Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man,
was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn,
 as he always did.
 
A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house,
 lowered the window and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English?"
 
Lee responded, "Yes Ma'am, I do."

The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work?"
 
Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her".

The woman blushed and hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.

Title: Re: True story...about Lee Trevino, pro golfer from Mexico originally
Post by: Keefie on July 11, 2012, 11:37:02 am

LMBO ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: True story...about Lee Trevino, pro golfer from Mexico originally
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on July 11, 2012, 07:56:28 pm

I'll have to remeber that line and use it at the next opportunity. ;D ;D

Title: Re: True story...about Lee Trevino, pro golfer from Mexico originally
Post by: Marcellarius on July 13, 2012, 08:44:37 am

hahaha :D

Title: Re: True story...about Lee Trevino, pro golfer from Mexico originally
Post by: newfie on July 13, 2012, 09:56:53 am

good one LOL,got to remember that one for our loins meeting in the fall.