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Title: Senior Thoughts
Post by: wombatie on May 27, 2012, 01:28:35 am




  Some Senior Thoughts
 
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do... and the eyesight to tell the difference.
 
Now that I'm older (but refuse to grow up) here's what I've discovered:
 
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.

3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you really haven't been anywhere.

13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to play chess?

16. It?s not hard to meet expenses . . .they're everywhere.

17.The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18.These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . .
I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter?
 
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

20. I'M UNABLE TO REMEMBER WHETHER I'VE SENT YOU THIS BEFORE.........



Marg
Title: Re: Senior Thoughts
Post by: Keefie on May 27, 2012, 03:37:49 am
Love it, a lot of them apply to me !!!!!
Title: Re: Senior Thoughts
Post by: rob roy on May 27, 2012, 05:11:45 am
Hi Marg, I score 19 of  20. Aint telling you which one I missed LOL.
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: Senior Thoughts
Post by: julief on May 27, 2012, 07:04:16 am
Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most.
Title: Re: Senior Thoughts
Post by: GrayBeard on May 27, 2012, 09:56:19 am
Guilty!

But still SMOKIN'!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: Senior Thoughts
Post by: Rapid Roger on May 27, 2012, 01:24:14 pm
Age is just a case of mind over matter......Just make up your mind that it don't matter....

Rog
Title: Re: Senior Thoughts
Post by: dgman on May 27, 2012, 01:48:25 pm
I was going to post a reply, but I forgot what I was going to say :o ::)
Title: Re: Senior Thoughts
Post by: jeff44 on May 27, 2012, 04:42:18 pm
Amen, and Amen.  When you get to 68 it happens faster.  Jeff44
Title: Re: Senior Thoughts
Post by: MOONIE on May 27, 2012, 09:43:26 pm
GREAT  STUFF  !   I know the feeling  ;)
Title: Re: Senior Thoughts
Post by: Marcellarius on May 28, 2012, 01:13:15 pm
loved reading it, real funny.
Title: Re: Senior Thoughts
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on May 28, 2012, 02:20:55 pm
some gems there, thanks for the few laughs. :D :D
Title: Re: Senior Thoughts
Post by: woodwizard on May 28, 2012, 04:22:01 pm
Quote from: jeff44 on May 27, 2012, 04:42:18 pm
Amen, and Amen.  When you get to 68 it happens faster.  Jeff44
wait till you get to 90. you will think 68 was a young kid.
Title: Re: Senior Thoughts
Post by: GrayBeard on May 28, 2012, 08:05:52 pm
75 on the horizon and still going strong...just not so quick or often!

~~~GB~~~