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Title: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: GrayBeard on May 02, 2012, 10:52:09 pm: The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'you can have ANYTHING you want!'" "Good choice," says the first guy, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway.

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: dgman on May 03, 2012, 12:53:25 am: I think it would work better if you changed Engineers for Senior Scrollers!
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: wombatie on May 03, 2012, 03:02:25 am: :D :D :D :D :D

Marg
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: rob roy on May 03, 2012, 04:49:05 am: Hey Dan, you speak for yourself. LOL
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: newfie on May 03, 2012, 06:08:49 am: LOL
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: dgman on May 03, 2012, 10:15:37 am: Quote from: rob roy on May 03, 2012, 04:49:05 am
Hey Dan, you speak for yourself. LOL
Rob Roy.
Well, I'm not a senior yet!
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: slowcutter on May 03, 2012, 02:02:24 pm: dgman

AARP says 55

so come join us.

its fun
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: cdrover(Clyde) on May 03, 2012, 02:06:56 pm: What were the cloths like?? ;D ;D
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: jeff44 on May 03, 2012, 04:06:43 pm: To join AARP you only have to be 50, so I guess 50 makes you a senior.
jeff
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: dgman on May 03, 2012, 04:10:58 pm: I suppose it depends on who you ask. At what age dose one get a senior discount?
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: rob roy on May 03, 2012, 06:39:26 pm: Hey Dan don't worry you're still a youngster yet. In my part of the world you qualify for a free travel pass at 60.
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: GrayBeard on May 04, 2012, 11:03:55 am: Dan, you are 50?

My oldest son is older than you are!

Many years ago he wondered why a person should get 'discount' status just because they got older. So for his 50th birthday I sent him a tee shirt with the message...

Don't ASK! Just gimme the damn Sr. Discount!

He loves it!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: dgman on May 04, 2012, 11:43:22 am: No, I will be 59 in June, But thanks GB!
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: rob roy on May 04, 2012, 06:49:41 pm: Hey Dan, you know you are getting old when you go into a cafe and ask for a three minute egg and they ask for the money up front LOL.
Rob Roy.
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: Gabby on May 05, 2012, 04:42:35 am: Quote from: dgman on May 04, 2012, 11:43:22 am
No, I will be 59 in June, But thanks GB!

What day, mine is the 8th?
Big 70 for me.
Gabby
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: rob roy on May 05, 2012, 06:22:40 am: Hi Gabby you're still a youngster, with a lot of miles still to put on the clock. You shouldn't have any problems with the treadmill as you've been on it for a long,long time LOL.
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: Gabby on May 06, 2012, 03:01:42 pm: Philosophically speaking, I've been on one for almost 70 years Roy!
We'll just have to wait and see how many more miles will be logged.
I'll just keep chugging along, until God calls me home.

BTW senior discounts are a courtesy extended to encourage your patronage.
NOT an entitlement as those lefties would have you believe !
So remember to thank those who give them to you, it is a gift! :)

Preacher Gabby
Title: Re: Two Engineers meet.....
Post by: GrayBeard on May 06, 2012, 08:31:08 pm: May 29th! The Golden Jubilee of my natal day....75 and still scrolling!

Already been informed I get to throw out the first pitch at the Rascals game that night!

~~~GB~~~