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Title: "PUNography"
Post by: GrayBeard on April 28, 2012, 12:16:42 pm

 
I changed my i Pod name to Titanic... It's syncing now .

When chemists die, they barium .

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran .

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid . He says he can stop any
time .

How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it .

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me .

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd
never met herbivore .

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down .

I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words .

They told me I had type A blood , but it was a Type- O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra .

PMS jokes aren't funny, period .

Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations .

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory . I hope there's no pop quiz .

Energizer bunny arrested . Charged with battery .

I didn't like my beard at first . Then it grew on me .

How do you make holy water ? Boil the hell out of it !

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she
couldn't control her pupils ?

When you get a bladder infection , urine trouble .

What does a clock do when it's hungry ? It goes back four seconds .

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . Then it hit me !

Broken pencils are pointless .

I tried to catch some fog . I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus .

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest .

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx .

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen . Police
have nothing to go on .

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough .

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes .

Velcro - what a rip off !

Cartoonist found dead in home . Details are sketchy .

Venison for dinner ? Oh deer !

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault .

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Never fall in love with a tennis player because to a tennis player, love means nothing.
 
 
 
 

Title: Re: "PUNography"
Post by: daliclimbs on April 28, 2012, 01:56:39 pm

Wow! This is puntastic GB! Thanks for my dose of daily cheesy laughs!

Title: Re: "PUNography"
Post by: dgman on April 28, 2012, 02:40:48 pm

There is more corn there than I have ever seen! :o
It should be called "CORNography"! ;D

Title: Re: "PUNography"
Post by: GrayBeard on April 28, 2012, 03:28:28 pm

Steve will have to move the 'hosting site' to Nebraska if this keeps up!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: "PUNography"
Post by: Fab4 on April 29, 2012, 05:49:24 am

Hi GB:
There may be a lot of corn on this one but I love it
Thanks for the laugh/sigh/groan
Fab4

Title: Re: "PUNography"
Post by: Russ C on April 29, 2012, 10:10:00 am

 ::)  ::)  ::) There are some good one in there.  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: "PUNography"
Post by: Rapid Roger on April 29, 2012, 01:20:09 pm

Isn't the English language interesting?

To, Too, Two. And many more.

Rog

Title: Re: "PUNography"
Post by: rob roy on April 29, 2012, 07:40:56 pm

Thanks GB, you've brightened up an otherwise miserable day here on the West coast of Scotland.
Rob Roy.

Title: Re: "PUNography"
Post by: wombatie on April 30, 2012, 02:50:21 am

 ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D :D :D ::) ::) ::)

Marg

Title: Re: "PUNography"
Post by: Gabby on April 30, 2012, 03:23:09 am

Hey Rog
"Too" and "also" mean the same thing! Another leg wetting fact to share.
Gabby