Author Topic: Penny for your thoughts  (Read 3333 times)

ChuckD

  • Guest
Penny for your thoughts
« on: October 15, 2014, 10:02:24 pm »
A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.
For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.

Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus?"

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo aboot time for a wee cuddle."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.

Then he blushed, and the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg."

The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed.

Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

The young man glanced down with a furrowed brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."

"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.

"Aye," said the lad, nodding.

The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.

Then he said, "Dae ye no' think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"
_______________

Offline Rapid Roger

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Posts: 1468
  • Hutchinson, Kansas
    • View Profile
Re: Penny for your thoughts
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2014, 10:12:18 pm »
Thanks for that one Chuck!  ;D ;D ;D  I laughed out loud at that one!  ;D  Love it! 8)
Gotta remember it now.

Rog
An ounce of responsablity is worth 10 pounds of state and fedral laws.

Offline wombatie

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Posts: 5557
  • Victoria Australia
    • View Profile
Re: Penny for your thoughts
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2014, 01:54:05 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Read this one on Facebook the other day and the first person I thought of was Rob Roy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Marg
MARG

No one notices what I do until I'm not here to do it............

Offline daveo

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Posts: 511
  • DT CRAFTS LINCS UK
    • View Profile
Re: Penny for your thoughts
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2014, 02:47:55 am »
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Read this one on Facebook the other day and the first person I thought of was Rob Roy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Marg
you got it wrong Marg, Rob Roy would never of allowed that much in outstanding credit :) :) :)
Dave

Offline wombatie

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Posts: 5557
  • Victoria Australia
    • View Profile
Re: Penny for your thoughts
« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2014, 01:37:45 am »
Quote
you got it wrong Marg, Rob Roy would never of allowed that much in outstanding credit :) :) :)
Dave

Silly me I should have realized that.   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Marg
MARG

No one notices what I do until I'm not here to do it............

rob roy

  • Guest
Re: Penny for your thoughts
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2014, 10:55:42 am »
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Read this one on Facebook the other day and the first person I thought of was Rob Roy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Marg
I just thought you would think of me Marg. I got my three pence worth a Looooooooooooooong Long time ago. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Rob Roy

rob roy

  • Guest
Re: Penny for your thoughts
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2014, 10:58:48 am »
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Read this one on Facebook the other day and the first person I thought of was Rob Roy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Marg
you got it wrong Marg, Rob Roy would never of allowed that much in outstanding credit :) :) :)
Dave
Depends how much was in the Sporran Dave. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.

Offline cdrover(Clyde)

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Posts: 1641
    • View Profile
Re: Penny for your thoughts
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2014, 12:25:19 pm »
Are the Scotts really so easy with their money?? :-\ :-\
What are we here for but to help others. (Author unknown)
Clyde

Offline daveo

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Posts: 511
  • DT CRAFTS LINCS UK
    • View Profile
Re: Penny for your thoughts
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2014, 01:11:30 pm »
Are the Scotts really so easy with their money?? :-\ :-\
the term "Blood from a Stone" springs to mind :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Dave

Offline jerry1939

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Posts: 568
  • Iowa - 2 seasons. Winter & road construction.
    • View Profile
Re: Penny for your thoughts
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2014, 10:44:19 pm »
If, after comparing 2 items to buy, I might decide to purchase the less expensive of the 2.

Have been known to tell people that I chose that one because of Religious reasons.  I'm a Devout Cheapskate.

rob roy

  • Guest
Re: Penny for your thoughts
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2014, 05:10:41 pm »
Are the Scotts really so easy with their money?? :-\ :-\
the term "Blood from a Stone" springs to mind :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Dave
I can manage that too Dave. And get change back 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8).
Rob Roy.

rob roy

  • Guest
Re: Penny for your thoughts
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2014, 05:13:35 pm »
Are the Scotts really so easy with their money?? :-\ :-\
You don't know the half of it Clyde. A Scot is a man who keeps the SABBATH, and anything else he can lay his hands on. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy.

Offline cdrover(Clyde)

  • *****
  • Hero Member
  • Posts: 1641
    • View Profile
Re: Penny for your thoughts
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2014, 07:38:06 pm »
 :D :D :D :D ;) good one, In that case I have a case of diarrhea you can have for free. where do I send it? :-[ :-[
What are we here for but to help others. (Author unknown)
Clyde

ChuckD

  • Guest
Re: Penny for your thoughts
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2014, 08:31:41 pm »
A whole case.  You should have a lot of requests for that.

rob roy

  • Guest
Re: Penny for your thoughts
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2014, 04:20:20 pm »
:D :D :D :D ;) good one, In that case I have a case of diarrhea you can have for free. where do I send it? :-[ :-[
Send it anywhere you like Clyde, as long as you don't send it here ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Rob Roy. P. S., I should mention Clyde, that you get a good RUN for your money with that stuff :( :(.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2014, 04:23:39 pm by rob roy »

 

SMF

Teknoromi